I wanna move to Portlannnnddddddddddd.
Love is always the appropriate reaction, Portland Oregon
"You know the message you’re sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You’re telling the world, ‘I give up. I can’t compete in normal society. I’m miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.’"
—
Jerry Seinfeld (The Pilot)
—-OR, “hey, world. i showered yesterday. today? it’s cold out. annnnd I have netflix. and, you know, these cheese fries aren’t going to eat themselves…..”
(Source: slightlypretentious)
Breaking news: Apparently the Starbucks’ Trenta cup holds an entire bottle of wine. Although the Trenta cup’s liquid measurement (325 mL) exceeds the maximum capacity of average adult human stomach, I know for a fact my stomach can handle a bottle of wine. Not only will straws reduce teeth stains, or in my case - wine mustaches, but I have broken every single wine glass I’ve ever bought (probably due to the fact that I’ve proven my stomach can handle a bottle of wine in a single sitting) Thankfully, a Starbucks’ Trenta cup is plastic and, therefore, unbreakable and easily replaced. Also, within a matter of hours both of my vices fit in the same cup. Coffee then wine. Done and done. Added bonus, I can walk around town drinking a bottle of wine without judgement. Just what I have hoped for ever since I was a little girl.
Dreams do come true.
Her body is perfect the first time. She looks Barbie-sheen silky smooth with the photo shop. It’s kind of grotesque how we’ve become so fascinated with perfection.
This is terrible. She’s beautiful to begin with. Why does her skin have to be silky smooth? Her boobs pushed up? They even took off her sock in the ‘enhanced’ one. Her stomach. Her fingers. Her moles are removed from her neck. Lines removed from her underarm. Is it so bad not to be perfect?
I see absolutely nothing wrong with the before picture. She’s absolutely beautiful. Why does the media see fit to change that? No wonder why society is messed up.
We need to take a stand and pray for the media of this generation. It’s screwing a lot of people up.
(Source: growfonder, via iheartkatyperry)
![[via: UCLA Sex Survey]
The most interesting, grotesque, disgusting, fascinating, sexxxxed up survey I’ve ever read. Survey says if women could have an affair with any celebrity, after we squeezed the juice out of Channing Tatum and Brad Pitt we’d, naturally, turn to Miss Quinn Fabray and her recently healed cesarean scar! James Franco shows up on both women AND men’s fantasy celebrity football teams.
The least surprising??
Question #12: What’s the best movie to watch before having sex?
Women: The Notebook. (Followed by the Titanic)
Men: Star Wars. (American Pie trailed in close second.)](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfpwfzL1qp1qaki48o1_500.png)
[via: UCLA Sex Survey]
The most interesting, grotesque, disgusting, fascinating, sexxxxed up survey I’ve ever read. Survey says if women could have an affair with any celebrity, after we squeezed the juice out of Channing Tatum and Brad Pitt we’d, naturally, turn to Miss Quinn Fabray and her recently healed cesarean scar! James Franco shows up on both women AND men’s fantasy celebrity football teams.
The least surprising??
Question #12: What’s the best movie to watch before having sex?
Women: The Notebook. (Followed by the Titanic)
Men: Star Wars. (American Pie trailed in close second.)
