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Right now, in this moment, I really want to Eternal-Sunshine-of-the-Spotless-Mind you. I want to forget you ever made me happy because it makes me furious. I want to forget we were ever happy because it makes me sick. I want to forget you ever followed “I love you” with my name. I want to forget your stupid eyes and your stupid hair and that stupid paisley shirt you wore to pick me up from the airport that one time. I hate that fucking shirt. I want to forget how I feel about you and how you feel, how you react to my touch and how your eyes open when you wake up. I want to forget that night on the beach, that day on the boardwalk, that week on the road, that stupid fucking Thanksgiving, that Michigan trip, those nights on your porch and I want to burn our bed. Right now, in this moment, I want to forget you exist because right now, in this moment, I hate you. How different my life would be. Go find another Clementine’s life to ruin. There’s nothing left for you here.
Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.
"You’ll be fine. You’re 25. Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it. Take a breath. You’ll be okay. Even if you don’t feel okay all the time."
— Louis CK (via jeremyclarksons)
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I see your blue eyes every time I close mine
You make it hard to see where I belong to
When I’m not around you it’s like I’m not with me
But I never told you
What I should have said
No, I never told you
I just held it in
And now, I miss everything about you
Can’t believe that I still want you
After all the things we’ve been through
I miss everything about you
Without you
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so this is why we take algebra.
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“Disabled goldfish gets harness to help her stay afloat.”
I don’t think I’ll ever recover from this.
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A boy’s best friend is his mother.
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In which Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan explains menopause to an anti-gay marriage lawyer
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