June 2011
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February 2011
7 posts
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You know the message you’re sending out to the world with these sweatpants?...
– Jerry Seinfeld (The Pilot)
—-OR, “hey, world. i showered yesterday. today? it’s cold out. annnnd I have netflix. and, you know, these cheese fries aren’t going to eat themselves…..”
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January 2011
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Poor freshman looking loyola student girl on the train is asking guys what would make college guys want to date her. I want to take her home and wash her hair and teach her big words like alicia silverstone did for britney murphy in Clueless. Except for the whole questionable incest thing, dating your stepbrother and all.
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i’m starting to realize how many Divorce Court episodes I’ve watched in the past 2 weeks. Mablean Ephriam will make you her bitch. Also, this episode is about a couple getting a divorce because the wife wanted a sex change.
September 2010
3 posts
If you want to be happy, be.
– Leo Tolstoy. (via mer-et-soleil)
July 2010
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June 2010
1 post
May 2010
26 posts
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i looked in the mirror and high five'd God this...
words. i don’t ever post words. i don’t have time for words.
i thought end of spring semester meant summer break. lies.
i am exhausted. indubitably. work. work. work. edit. edit. edit. work. sunshine.
1 job. 1 internship. all work/cheap pay/little play makes casey a dull girl.
or a dull girl that gets a little too wild every now and then.
thank god J & S get me through every...
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Woman banned from EVER buying or drinking alcohol... →
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April 2010
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i love you like coca-cola
dear west coast,
please return my boyfriend/best friend as soon as possible. or at least let this year go by quick. i’m weird(er) and lonely without my burrito. tu est le the je suis le glace.
always,
casey
give us this day our daily bread
I read this article on Chicago aldermen spending expense accounts on cars and all I could think about….
was Whoopi Goldberg in the nunnery stuffing an envelope filled with the church’s weekly offering down her dress in Sister Act.
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Sexual Healing
Sex addiction.
Is every man that cheats on his wife automatically addicted to sex? I really can’t understand this phenomenon. Tiger Woods cheated on his [way] out of his league Swedish nanny wife with (what is it now, a dozen?) women and checked into sex addiction rehab. Are we now to feel as though he has accomplished some sort of 12-step program now that he has rehabilitated?! It’s...