Breaking news: Apparently the Starbucks’ Trenta cup holds an entire bottle of wine. Although the Trenta cup’s liquid measurement (325 mL) exceeds the maximum capacity of average adult human stomach, I know for a fact my stomach can handle a bottle of wine. Not only will straws reduce teeth stains, or in my case - wine mustaches, but I have broken every single wine glass I’ve ever bought (probably due to the fact that I’ve proven my stomach can handle a bottle of wine in a single sitting) Thankfully, a Starbucks’ Trenta cup is plastic and, therefore, unbreakable and easily replaced. Also, within a matter of hours both of my vices fit in the same cup. Coffee then wine. Done and done. Added bonus, I can walk around town drinking a bottle of wine without judgement. Just what I have hoped for ever since I was a little girl.
Dreams do come true.
