"You know the message you’re sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You’re telling the world, ‘I give up. I can’t compete in normal society. I’m miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.’"

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Jerry Seinfeld (The Pilot)

—-OR, “hey, world. i showered yesterday. today? it’s cold out. annnnd I have netflix. and, you know, these cheese fries aren’t going to eat themselves…..”

(Source: slightlypretentious)